10 years (Katzenjammer Kabarett)

For 10 years he's been lying here Not a smile, he just won't eat In our bed he is resting On the floor we're forced to sleep Because he's dead you see but keeps on growing We cut his nails almost every week And his beard when it gets to his knees My patience reached its peak The smell is awful, really My neighbors keep on asking We could have moved him away But I am way too lazy For 10 years not a guest at home but him Ungrateful he won't eat a thing If I had told the police back then I would now for sure be free I haven't closed his eyelids in 10 bloody years Would he care, he can't even breathe His eyes get bigger and they're bulging now Like two light bulbs lit up the room we're in Because he's dead you see, I killed him The dead grow older faster than the living His bones get bigger and touch the walls now We'll soon have to get a new home