Hats Off To Halford (Atom and His Package)

when you think of a metal head tell me what comes to mind well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind well, when rob halford came out of the closet it may not have been a big thing well today we're one step closer to hearing the metal dudes sing i wanna be i wanna be a homosexual statistics say: chances of being gay are more than one in ten that means there's a forty percent chance that one of the guys in pantera likes men HEY! so i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are homosexual this may frustrate the gay community why would they want the ugly metal heads available? see I told you metal dudes are gay too and I happen to see the proof so far that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar oh! I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual if not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable