Wasted (The Vapors)

By Dave Fenton Don't think I told you 'bout this dream I had Me and these friends of mine were feelin' bad 'Cause we were wasted Wasted on the likes of You Feel like a semaphoring Happy Jack Caucasion crucifix upon our backs Yeah, we were wasted Wasted on the likes of You Well we've got powers in our jeans You've never dreamed And we've got words You've never heard and never seen Yeah, we've been wasted I heard you hummin' on the telephone I spoke to Monroe, Garbo, Truman, Capone But, they were wasted Wasted on the likes of You Oh, come along Come along Come along Come along I met a man today who sold me an icecream I took his number down in case we were seen He looked so much better I took my first real taste of porcupine tea Loretta looked much better than you'd think she could be She looked so much better I really think she rule it out I think I'll take a look at what I could be She showed me lots of things that I'd never seen 'Cause she was wasted Wasted on the likes of You Maybe one day we can stop on the screen And lay back royalties from me unseen Cause we've been wasted Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah Wasted on the likes of You