Flambay (Zappa Frank)

He used to be very kind in his own crude way He wasn't always like I wanted him to be He wasn't smart, he wasn't handsome either But he thrilled me when he drilled me and I never loved a monster quite like he... Because his love was so flambay His kisses burned me so, his kisses turned me from a queen on a throne to a shriveling spool Here I stand all alone, a spider's fool When it's me he needs to fondle his tool I guess some bugs are just that way He don't really need your love He don't really need you to be there when his hair gets matted and grey With a broom cleaning his room from the mess he made that day All those earthling worms he nibbled away Oh Hunchentoot my love, how could you desert me now? Oh Hunchentoot you brute, can't you see I want you? Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity Because your love is so flambay You kisses burn me so, your kisses turn me from a queen on a throne to a shriveling spool I don't mind if you're unkind 'cause spiders rule Yes you are real cool with those little webs you spool and all your spider drool oh let me float in your pool