Everything Happens To Me (Nat King Cole)

I make a date for golf, you can bet you life it rains I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains I guess, I'll go through life just catchin' colds and missin' trains Everything happens to me I never miss a thing, I've had measles and the mumps And every time I play my ace, my partner always trumps I guess, I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps Everything happens to me At first, my heart thought, you could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick to end my despair But now, I just can't fool this head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telegraphed and called, I sent, air mail special too You answer was goodbye and there was even postage due I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you Everything happens to me