Old Man (Alabama)

I had my rent-a-car flyin' down a two-lane road Late for my plane again Had to stop for some gas at this country store That's when I saw the old man He was kicked back, workin' on a big RC Watchin' Gomer Pyle on his little TV Took him awhile to even notice me Sittin' there I thought to myself Old man (Old man) You got one up on me I'm still lookin' for my shady tree With your two gas pumps and your color TV You're satisfied as you can be Old man (Old man) I guess you got one up on me Well, he finally strolled over with a big ol' smile Said, "How ya doin, son?" I said, "Give me five dollars worth as fast as you can 'Cause I'm really in a run" He said, "What's your hurry on a day like this? If you move too fast, there's a lot you'll miss If you wanna see what the good life is Just get out and visit awhile" Old man (Old man) You got one up on me I'm still lookin' for my shady tree With your two gas pumps and your color TV You're satisfied as you can be Old man (Old man) I guess you got one up on me Don't remember just what it was the old man said to me But I forgot about catchin' the plane and opened up the big RC Old man (Old man) You got one up on me I'm still lookin' for my shady tree With your two gas pumps and your color TV You're satisfied as you can be Old man (Old man) I guess you got one up on me Old man Old man Old man Old man Old man, you got one up on me