How Do You Like My Earrings (Straight Charlie)

All my friends are in love All my friends are in love They've been talking about her They've been trying to find her All my friends are in love I'm only waiting for the train Sorry for such a long delay Maybe she could be the one When she's drunk, she's so much fun They've been thinking about her - if she's like no other Maybe she could be the one I'm only standing by the road Give me a sign that I can go How do you like my earrings? They're from my boyfriend's broken jaw These screws used to keep it together He doesn't need them anymore How do you like my earrings? They're heavy metal, I am sure The doctor said he'd be okay I wanna let my feelings show All my friends are away In a better place to stay Guess I know the reason why They didn't say goodbye They are all out of reach I feel like going for a swim I wish we lived beside the sea How do you like my earrings? They're from my boyfriend's broken jaw These screws used to keep it together He doesn't need them anymore How do you like my earrings? They're heavy metal, I am sure The doctor said he'd be okay I wanna let my feelings show