Showerdays (NOFX)

yeah yeah In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes just feeling lousy my girlfriend tells me that it's time to take a bath I say '' no, not today, it' only Tuesday'' Once every 24 hours I'm supposed to take a shower that's not the way I do it do it do it personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind I don't wanna do it do it do it Chorus: You know it doesn't make a difference to me everyday I do the same old thing so why should I have to be clean ? those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays also known as shower days I hate them Chorus