Since God Invented Girls (Elton John)

Music by Elton John Lyrics by Bernie Taupin The mother of invention made it good for me Tighter in the rear Longer in the seam Kicked out yards of leather Wrapped around her waist Trimmed it to perfection And left a little space Yeah they got competition now All across the world But there ain't been no looking back Since God invented girls Now I know what Brian Wilson meant Every time I step outside I see what Heaven sent There may be seven wonders Created for this world But one is all we need Since God invented girls Higher on the heel, paler than pure cream Leaner on the sidewalk Cutting through the steam After claws and feathers He took skin and bone Shaped it like an hourglass And made the angels moan Oh here's a little heat boys To straighten out them curls Now there ain't been no angels round Since God invented girls