Bottleneck Bob 2000 (Rednex)

Have you heard the story of Bottleneck Bob Tried to rob a train with cattle He laid in ambush above the hills Early Sunday morning He blew the tracks to smithereens With the biggest blast you've ever seen And the cattle ran all over the place And there was Bob with the longest face Bottleneck Bob is riding fast Wanted by the law for the freight train blast The sheriff and his men is a big bad mob And they're chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob And the cattle ran back in to town Where all was peace and quiet But when the people saw the herd They surely caused a riot The cattle smashed the bank in flakes Just like the worst of robbers And the sheriff scratched his head and wondered Where to put them all Bottleneck Bob is riding fast Wanted by the law for the freight train blast The sheriff and his men is a big bad mob And they're chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob