Blame Canada (South Park)

Times have changed Our kids are kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No! Blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: With all their beady little eyes And flappin' heads so full of lies Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! Sheila: We need to form a full assault Everyone: It's Canadas fault! Sharon: Don't blame me For my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan! Liane: And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself! Sheila: Well, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along! Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canad!a Some Guy: They're not even a real country, anyway Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Everyone: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Sheila: Heck no! Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada The smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before someone thinks of blaming us!