Dear Aunt Arctica (Radish)

Little baby trying to sleep One hundred secrets I couldn't keep The whole world's waitin' for their dance with satan The KKK is in town The Ku Klux Klan is in town Our village is kinda numb We're so glad you could come And if we search we could pray in a church But all the churches have burned down The Ku Klux Klan burned them down And ask me why I won't be there when you say goodbye If you lie I won't be there till you say goodbye And that's why I'm talking to you Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica What am I gonna do? Joint compound VCR Meditate the porno star Montana's there for me When I turn on my TV Aunt Arctica, don't cry no more. What are you crying for? Something that I need to add Her body is just a fad Her bleached blond hair And her silky underwear She's got a boyfriend I'm sure But how come she can't have one more? Ask me why I won't be there when you say goodbye If you lie I won't be there when you say goodbye, yeah! And that's why I'm talking to you Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica What am I gonna do? Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica What am I gonna... Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica Dear Aunt Arctica What am I gonna do?