When You Wasn't Famous (Bromheads Jacket)

Cos this ain't a topic I'm particularly well versed On girls going loopy in the front row showing you a thong Cos for some reason I don't seem to grab much attention, The other two get more offers than I'd care to mention But, a girl did show me her boobs in Frog once But she had the beer goggles on she didn't know what I was Perhaps in time this totty will endeavour Or maybe they'll never get past my face like chamois leather. When you are famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls It's all so easy that you get spoilt But if you try to pull a bird, who is also famous too Then it's just like when you wasn't famous The closest I've been to pulling a celeb yet A dream I had when I was 12, I shagged Alannis Morrisette But seriously though don't even bother to rip it If I had the chance again I probably wouldn't have gone through with it Once I did bump into Natalie Imbruglia She weren't really doing it for me, I didn't like her new hair So all I'm saying is I have no set of expertise You're probably listening to your CD thinking who the fuck is this? When you get famous boy, it really easy to get girls It's all so easy that you get spoilt But if you try to pull a bird, who is also famous too Then it's just like when you wasn't famous Dede dededede dededede dededededededoo Am I the only one who thinks this is out of control? People getting famous and for sweet f-all Whatever happened to talent, serving the community Like Elton John or Sir Paul McCartney? Cos nowadays, everybody wants to be A someone much rather than a nobody If I'm entirely honest it's the quiet life for me I'm quite happy to still be flipping burgers in Fleet service Maccy D's