Team Meat (The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster)

I'm a man I drive in my Mercedes I'm a man I drive in my Mercedes I'm a man I'm sweet, I like the ladies I'm a man I'm sweet, I like the ladies All the dames they want my babies Cause I'm a man, I'm wild and I'm crazy Won't you say it's true? I'm a man You can be my bride for the weekend You can be my father for the weekend Won't you take advantage of the weekend You can be my brother for the weekend You can be my brother for the weekend You can take advantage of the weekend Won't you be my father for the weekend You can be my bride for the weekend I'm gonna make you cry like a sadist And I feel the water like a rapist So set the sail and free the land Don't wanna be your one man band stand I can make you swim with the fishes And it tastes so sweet and delicious Won't you say it's true? I'm a man But you can be my bride for the weekend You can be my father for the weekend Won't you take advantage of the weekend You can be my brother for the weekend Won't you be my brother for the weekend You can be my bride for the weekend Oh won't you take advantage of the weekend You can be my bride for the weekend I'm a man, I'm wild and I'm crazy I'm a man, I'm wild and I'm crazy I'm a man, I'm sweet, I like the ladies You can be here too Won't you take advantage of the weekend Won't you take advantage of the weekend You can be here, too I'm a man You can be my bride, and drive me right round the bend You could be my father, and drive me right round the bend, Chicane! Oh won't you take advantage and drive me right round the bend You can be my bride and send me right round the bend