Dresses (Betty Blowtorch)

If I don't want to, I don't have to I don't have to wear a dress If you don't want to, you don't have to You don't have to wear a dress I'll wear shorts and I'll wear pants I'll even wear pajamas to a dance If I don't want to, I don't have to I don't have to wear a dress Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses To a wedding, to a funeral To a prom or to see your mom Dinner date, don't be late Just throw on some jeans and go get laid If they called you a tomboy like me when I was small Then if you don't want to, you don't have to You don't have to wear a dress Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses I can sit with my legs apart I can sit with my legs apart I can sit with my legs apart I can run and jump and play in the park If I don't want to, I don't have to I don't have to wear a dress If you don't want to, you don't have to You don't have to wear a dress Dresses, dresses, we hate dresses Dresses, dresses, WE HATE DRESSES