Hollywood (Rose Maggie)

Small town, southern California Pretty people but I gotta warn ya They're country as it gets Divorce - everybody's cheatin' Rehab - everybody's drinkin' Welcome to the Wild Wild West They call it Hollywood It's not far from Dollywood Just small towns with a different name Dysfunctions, dysfunction No matter what state you come from It might as well be one and the same If we said our lives through music From here and now on And everybody sang along We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song We'd be singing a country song Tiny dogs and little bitty purses Cosmos - everybody nurses They get as trashed as we do, oh oh Four kids, different baby daddy Just hum, caught him with a fatty That goes down in our town too They call it Hollywood It's not far from Dollywood Just small towns with a different name Dysfunctions, dysfunction No matter what state you come from It might as well be one and the same If we said our lives through music From here and now on And everybody sang along We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song We'd be singing a country song Yeah, it's backwoods all the way to Hollywood It's one big reality show Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S All the same, no matter how you dress What you drive or who you know We're all stars in this Springer show There's silicone and breastaline Blowing up and getting thin That's what you get when you set foot in Hollywood It's not far from Dollywood Just small towns with a different name Dysfunctions, dysfunction No matter what state you come from It might as well be one and the same If we said our lives through music From here and now on And everybody sang along We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song We'd be singing a country song It's backwoods all the way to Hollywood It's one big reality show Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S We're all the same, no matter how you dress We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song We'd be singing a country song