Auntie Maggie's Remedy (Formby George)

Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy No matter what ailment youve got But I know a special one you ought to try Youll find it's the best of the lot Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, it's guaranteed never to fail That's the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning Youre bound to wake up I'll agree But I'll bet you by heaven, you'll wake up at seven With my Auntie Maggies Remedy In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake My intentions were honest you see She shouted with laughter, "I know what you're after Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy." Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, it's guaranteed never to fail That's the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy Now when the baby starts crying, there's always a reason And if you inspect him you'll see, The poor little chappy has covered his nappy With Auntie Maggies Remedy Now I went to a doctor, I wasn't too well And he made me lie on a settee He said "there's trouble brewing, youve been overdoing Your Auntie Maggies Remedy." Now I know a girl who was putting on weight, In a spot where it just shouldn't be So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy." Additional Verse Now one day at the races, the hors that I backed Could have won it was easy to see But the trai