Heavens Mister Evans (Company B)

Gareth Evans: It's always the same Whenever she walks by My face is aflame And my mouth goes dry My pulse is racing And my heart goes pit-a-pat And I yearn for Cheryl Kernot, Democrat... Kernot: Ever since I was young Just a little girl I've been waitin' for someone To show me the world Well, he's done everything And he's been everywhere He's Gareth Evans, my foreign affair... Evans: My heart's in peril, Cheryl, surely I will fall Kernot: Heavens, Mister Evans, how I tremble when you call Evans and Kernot: But we owe it to our parties To try and break that spell... Kernot: And also, aren't you married? Evans: Yes, I am. That as well. You get under my skin Like no woman before By the beard on my chin I swear I want more You're an innocent soul Idealistic and free Baby won't you give your pref'rence to me? Kernot: So seductive and strong You're a party machine Though I know that it's wrong I'm a little too green Evans: Such a lady of light Kernot: Such a powerful brute Evans and Kernot: Such a thrill to nibble on forbidden fruit... Evans: My heart's in peril, Cheryl, lovin' you so much Kernot: Heavens, Mister Evans, how I tingle at your touch Evans and Kernot: Equally enamoured, but differently aligned... Evans: And also, aren't you married? Kernot: Yes, I am. Evans: As am I. Evans and Kernot: Never mind!