Dirty Old Brown Jersey Cow (Venerea)

There's something wrong with Rosabella She's in a rut and the grass ain't doing her good The only problem is she's overcome with sorrow But it might be better tomorrow Dirty little old brown Jersey cow She's just a little cow Rosie's bored cow disease is spreading Like a cancer No one knows how No one has got the answer As to why Poor Rosie is a cow Don't be sad or sorry Don't be sad Don't you worry Don't be sad You're better off than Rosie Don't be sad at all