Sleep on You (The Key of Awesome)

Alright let's do this ya'll I am adorable (so precious) I'm a tween sensation People think it's cute when I'm in adult situations I wanna rock your body Girl you know I ain't playin Someone wrote this song for me So I'm not sure what I'm sayin I've seen many different girls And seen their second bases But you're nothing like those girls You don't have zits or braces I'm so glad it's finally you and me and we are all alone Except for my dad who's over there cause he's the chaperone I won't try to pressure you, cause I'm willing to wait And I won't try to touch your boobies on the first date I'll take you out to chuck e cheese and then a pixar movie And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies Zero times one equals none, you plus me equals fun Kittens and puppies, and chubby cheeks Is my cuteness starting to make you weak? I am adorable (so freaking cute) you can't resist my advances I've got Carol Brady hair, and I know all of Usher's dances Let's go to my dad's car, and make the windows steam I really hope that sounded cool Cause I don't know what it means Most of the other boys will play you for a fool I made you this macaroni necklace today at school I know how to please you cause I can do sex good I learned about it in a Playboy that I found in the woods The square root of 1600 is 40 Don't you want to be my shortie When I first saw you I was astounded I'll love you tonight if I'm not grounded You're definitely grounded I am adorable (it's almost disgusting) Stop singing that song My son sings like a little girl I don't know where I went wrong I want to sleep on you That doen't make sense and you're being creepy Whoa it's almost nine o'clock and I'm getting kind of sleepy