We Can't Stop Parody (The Key of Awesome)

It's my money, gonna spend it on gum It's my career, I can do a shark jump It's my jaw, I can wire it shut I can read Goosebumps, they're my favorite read books! Dead cats and dirty dishes everywhere Hands in my pants 'cause I'm itchy there! I just came to shame my mother Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now. Now, trying to be a poor man's Gaga (gaga) Or an albino Rihanna! Now I'm dating a French guy Made out of French fries! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! I look just like Tweety If he was slutty! Gonna give my daddy An achey breaky heart attack! (MILEY'S DAD: Sweet nibblets!) This is my butt! This is my cooch! And I won't stop, chewing my gum! Trying really hard to be edgy It's my middle finger to Disney! Freaky hand chop! Pepto Bismol! This is my musical cry for help Can't buy a clue with all this wealth! No bums! It's my booty, gonna put it on stuff It's my booty, I can drag it on a rug! It's my booty, I can put it on Doug I can put it on a pug Or all of the above! I can try to be classy, but what for? I wanna get my face on Mount Slutmore! Remember only God can judge ya Unless you're busted, then a judge can judge ya! Trying to be sexy, but it's just sad! Is this an American apparel add? I'm not anorexic, just replaced breakfast With crack! MILEY'S DAD Now Miley is asleep Nobody make a peep! Now, get up on your feet I'm gonna show you a cool dance! Everybody clap! Take two steps back! Now just latch on To her here song! My wife gave birth to a cash machine! Sometimes she'll let me be in her movies! Cha-ching! MILEY Get out Daddy, or else I'm gonna pound you! MILEY'S DAD Don't you sass me! I can still ground you! For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hair-do And I heard you were dating a French dude! Where is he? MILEY Stop Daddy! MILEY'S DAD I'll kill, you bastard! MILEY Stop Daddy! MILEY'S DAD Die! MILEY He's my boyfriend! I love him! MILEY'S DAD French fry guy! MILEY I hate you! MILEY'S DAD U.S.A.! (speaks fry) Tasty!