Paintball's Coming Home (Half Man Half Biscuit)

They’ve got the whole world in their house They’ve got the whole wide world in their house They’ve got the whole world in their house To see the new conservatory They go ten pin bowling after work They go ten pin bowling after work They go ten pin bowling after work And they’re getting married on a Caribbean beach They’ve got a German shepherd dog called Prince They’ve got a German shepherd dog called Prince They’ve got a German shepherd dog called Prince The one called Sheba died They know where things are in B&Q They know where things are in B&Q They know where things are in B&Q And they’ve got The Joy Of Sex video If I were a linesman I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides They were due on the Crystal Maze Yeah, they were due to go on the Crystal Maze Yeah, they were due on the Crystal Maze But they got mugged in Florida They went up in a hot air balloon They declared their love in a hot air balloon Yeah, they drank champagne in a hot air balloon And had a row on New Year’s Eve They’ve got nothing but total respect for They’ve got nothing but total respect for They’ve got nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox And if I’d known they were coming, I’d have slashed me wrists