Jack Talking (Stewart Dave)

Jack talking, this is Jack talking He said: "I'm coming to London I'm sick and tired of the sun" He said: "I'm coming to London I'm gonna have some fun" I says Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) He said: "Phew I nearly got married To a bride in black You know she was always so angry She's always ready to attack" That was Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) I'm gonna tell him what to do because he's such a fool He's always looking for the easy way out There's only love and hate, time and fate The rest is, the rest is, the rest is Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) He said: "I'm finished with acting Makes you feel like Jesus or John Wayne (Yeah!) So I'm coming to London (Yeaheaheaheah!) I'm gonna hang out in the rain" (Hang out in the rain) Ah, it's Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) And I love him He's divine What's he gonna say? Jack, swing it I'm gonna tell him what to do because he's such a fool He's always looking for the easy way out There's only love and hate, time and fate The rest is, the rest is, the rest is Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) Jack talking (Jack talking to you) We better listen (Oooh, ooohooohooo) To that man (Jack talking to you) Because he knows things (Jack talking to you) Well, we don't understand (Jack talking to you) (Jack talking to you) He's got the world listening (Oooh, ooohooohooo)