S&M Airlines (NOFX)

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight that was leaving town tonight She could get me a seat and the price was right She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance I had no idea what was in store for me I'll never fly S&M airlines again She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs I'll never fly S&M airlines again Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick Before I could do anything she slapped my dick So I followed her commands, my aim was to please I spent the rest of the flight on my knees The plane finally landed by the end of the night I had to get off of this torture flight I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip I'll never fly S&M airlines again I'll never fly S&M airlines again I'll never fly S&M airlines again I'll never fly S&M airlines again