Unrequited To The Nth Degree (MASH harmonie) (Loudon Wainwright III)

H7 C Oh when I die and it won't be long G D Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong H C Yea you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad G D G Hey and if there's an afterlife I'll gloat and I'll be glad H7 C Might be a plane crash or some sort of OD G D Hey there's gonna be a photograph with my obituary H C You're gonna see it and you'll cry. You're gonna wanna wear black G D G Hey I'll be dead but you can betcha life I'm gonna get you back H7 C I'm tired of being left up on your shelf G D I might not wait around, I might kill myself H C Not only would you miss me but you'd feel guilty too G D G Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you Bm Ha ha ha C Ho ho ho G Chuckle chuckle D Snicker snicker snicker H Guffaw guffaw guffaw C Yuck yuck yuck yuck G Ha ha ha H7 C So you better take warning Start treating me good G D Start doing the things that I think you should H C And you better not pout, No and you better not cry G D G The grim reaper is a coming to town and I just might die