Who Invented These Lists (Little Man Tate)

Who invented these lists? She's got to find a boyfriend, she's working on a movie Kissing at the premier they'll never see through me He's got to start to mingle, he's working on a single Got to get his drugs out, tried to knock a bouncer out Ooh follow the formula Got to slag a bands tunes, albums coming out soon Labels gonna drop them if it doesn't go platinum She's got to learn to chit chat before she walks the red mat Doesn't have to talk talk once she's on the catwalk Ooh follow the formula The A list hate the be list, Be list hate the see list, See lists hate the D lists and the she wants to be me lists Get a little washed up, a little hit and miss And then you hear them asking, who invented these lists? He's got to get his life back, do a stint in rehab Breaks the news on TV to get them more publicity She's got an early wake up apply load of make up Got to let the world know she's working on the radio Ooh follow the formula Trouble at a nightclub, career's getting washed up Now where the hell does she go, reality TV show He's with the girl of his age, he's getting on the front page A smile and a wink and a glimpse of her ring Ooh follow the formula! The A list hate the be list, Be list hate the see list, See lists hate the D lists and the she wants to be me lists Get a little washed up, a little hit and miss And then you hear them asking, who invented these lists?