Freaks, freaks, freaks! We are the jockeys, jockeys are we We live underground in a fiberglass tree Ha! Ooo! Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream But all is not well in Jockey Town Your renegade horse is making us frown Your horse must lose My horse must lose? No win! No show! No place! Just lose the stinkin' race And what if I refuse to lose? We'll eat your brain My horse must lose!