He Kissed Me (Rock Version)

Atom and His Package

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary. 
then my girl she decided to smooch mary. 
no one to smooch i would not be caught dead. 
then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg. 
he kissed me. 
the countdown came. 
i then puckered up, but little did i know what was about to be up. 
3-2-1 came he put his hands on my cheek. 
and in came his tounge throught my lips and my teeth. 

i went. i took the bait because at 12 am i had no date. 
the kiss was alright but i've done better. 
it would have been nice, had it not been wetter. 

yes. atom realized this last line made no sense.