Bwana Dik

Zappa Frank

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh.. 

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky a Go Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik 

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start 

(Chorus line)
When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part 

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, Baby
To scream up your slit 

Steam it!
Ream it! 
Cream it!