Team Meat

The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster

I'm a man I drive in my Mercedes
I'm a man I drive in my Mercedes
I'm a man I'm sweet, I like the ladies
I'm a man I'm sweet, I like the ladies
All the dames they want my babies
Cause I'm a man, I'm wild and I'm crazy
Won't you say it's true?
I'm a man

You can be my bride for the weekend
You can be my father for the weekend
Won't you take advantage of the weekend
You can be my brother for the weekend

You can be my brother for the weekend
You can take advantage of the weekend
Won't you be my father for the weekend
You can be my bride for the weekend

I'm gonna make you cry like a sadist
And I feel the water like a rapist
So set the sail and free the land
Don't wanna be your one man band stand
I can make you swim with the fishes
And it tastes so sweet and delicious
Won't you say it's true?
I'm a man

But you can be my bride for the weekend
You can be my father for the weekend
Won't you take advantage of the weekend
You can be my brother for the weekend
Won't you be my brother for the weekend
You can be my bride for the weekend
Oh won't you take advantage of the weekend
You can be my bride for the weekend

I'm a man, I'm wild and I'm crazy
I'm a man, I'm wild and I'm crazy
I'm a man, I'm sweet, I like the ladies
You can be here too
Won't you take advantage of the weekend
Won't you take advantage of the weekend
You can be here, too
I'm a man

You can be my bride, and drive me right round the bend
You could be my father, and drive me right round the bend, Chicane!
Oh won't you take advantage and drive me right round the bend
You can be my bride and send me right round the bend