My Funny Valentine

Horn Shirley

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Are you smart?

You are
My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with your heart
Your looks are laughable, 
Unphotographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Are you smart?

But, don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay. oh stay!
Each day is Valentine's
My Valentine's Day
Each day is Valentine's Day
Today