Bwana Dik (Zappa Frank)

I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyound your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh.. Girls from all over the world Love to write my name on the toilet walls At the Whisky a Go Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik My dick is a monster Give me your heart My dick is a Harley You kick it to start (Chorus line) When Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit My dick is a reamer, Baby To scream up your slit Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!